wakey wakey hands off snakey
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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