i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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