But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
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