Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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