omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
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You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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