we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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