Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
We got so high we made milksteak
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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