This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
True college students do jello shots in the library
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