I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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