i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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