i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
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