in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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