Grow some girl-balls and come out already
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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