I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
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