so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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