Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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