i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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