addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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