just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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