So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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