I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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