The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
as a side note pls kill me
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
