Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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