I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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