Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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