Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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