..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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