Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Is that strawberry winking at me??
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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