he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
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