She went from zero to smokin in five shots
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
whose ass print is on the piano?
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
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