Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Define "chronic" masturbator.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
Randomize
