we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
You took a bar mat shot.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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