I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
the night ended with taco bell and tears
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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