she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Randomize
