All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
I believe in your delicious
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