Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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