I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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