Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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