So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
Randomize
