i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
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