It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I have post one night stand depression
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