I don't remember. Are we still dating?
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
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