He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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