no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
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