well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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