All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
Randomize
