Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
Randomize
