so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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