I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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