Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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